Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages . . . are you tired of scraping the bottom of your containers? Are you annoyed with the wasting of your hard earned money by not getting the full use out of your liquids? Well, we have the product for you! The new Liquid-Saver Server will eliminate your problems in a flash!
Invented by Emily Pratt and Lara Seagle, two quite
intelligent college girls, the Liquid-Saver Server has only recently come
into the public view. Word has it that Ms. Pratt and Ms. Seagle got
very agitated during exam week their senior year. It seems that their
lotion, shampoo, and conditioner all decided to run out at the same time.
With such intense studying over their heads, the girls had no time to buy
new toiletries. So, what did these bright young ladies do?
They invented the product you see here.
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The great thing about the Liquid-Saver Server is that it is patented and designed to hold many liquid containers at one time. This eliminates having to go back and forth to retrieve your liquids. They are all in one place at one time. The no drip design helps your liquids to stay ready to pour at any time or in any place. The Liquid-Saver Server can be used in the kitchen for those hard to pour pancake syrup containers. It can be used in the living room to serve various drinks. And, of course, it obviously has its uses in the bathroom.
“I think the Liquid-Saver Server is the best idea yet,” says Dr. Pour of the S.T.A. (Stagnant Liquid Association). “Not only does it save your precious liquids so you can use every last drop, but it also provides a stylish way to do it.”
So, the next time you want to drop kick your shampoo bottle or maple syrup container for running out while you are on the go, stop and think first. Do you have a Liquid-Saver Server?