Having a hard time thinking today?  Never fear, the thinking machine is here!!!  The thinking machine, also known by some as the cacophonous Cha Cha machine, is extremely useful for drowning out distracting noises.  Not only does this machine provide harmony in an otherwise dissonant (inharmonious) environment,  it also serves to inspire the brain to think creatively.
    Edison, known for the invention of the light bulb, saw great potential for the its different uses.  Not only did he believe that the light bulb could be a way to bring electricity to the average household, but he also realized that the light bulb could be used to inspire the mind to think.  He was once heard asking a group of individuals, "Have you ever experienced brain block?  Never fear I have invented a way for all people to see the light at the end of the tunnel.  I have invented the Thinking Machine!  Use it and reach your potential."
    In order to use the Thinking Machine properly you must read the following set of instructions and then try to use the machine.

Instructions for the Thinking Machine
First, Stand up.
Second, Carefully pick up the Thinking Machine using two hands to secure a firm grasp.
Third, Shake the machine.  Make sure to shake using a rhythm and/or beat, otherwise it will not work.
Fourth, Begin to think creatively.
Fifth, Write down your amazing ideas.  Remember this is a Thinking Machine, not a memory machine.
 

WARNING!!!  This is a dangerous machine and must be used exerting extreme caution.
 

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