Ms. Dee, the newest first grade teacher at Carbohydrate Elementary School, has been using the most recent and refined muscle building and toning equipment to prepare herself for the first annual Muscle Camp, to be held at Protein Lake, NC.  The SLinky Slimmer is hot.  She has only been working out fifteen minutes per day and has achieved unreal results.  Our sources have informed us she has gained 15 pounds, but not fat pounds, pure muscle.  The Slinky Slimmer has certainly been the tool that is going to get Ms. Dee through that tough week of intense Muscle Camp down at the lake.

Ms. Dee has told us that because of the intensity of her workouts, she has a much higher metabolism, which helps her burn calories even when she is sleeping.  Also, weight training has a positive affect on almost all of your 650+ muscles.  Weight training strengthens your bones, reducing your risk of developing osteoporosis and makes women, especially, less prone to injuries, and helps the human immune system.  "These are only a few of the benefits that the Slinky Slimmer can do for you," Ms. Dee announced at the Slinky Slimmer press conference.  She also gave us permission to publish an after picture of her abdominal muscles (www.absofsteel.com).

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So, if you are tired of those boring, good-for-nothing weight loss, muscle toning machines that cost hundreds of dollars?  And, if you are interested in strong biceps, triceps, abdominals, legs, back side, thighs, you name it, the Slinky Slimmer can help you out.  Her family members have declared it a "Muscle Miracle," and it can be yours for four easy installments of $79.99.  You have to catch the infomercial once every third Wednesday sometime during the daytime hours.  It is truly a steal!