The Slinky Slimmer

    Are you tired of all those boring exercise machines?  With today's technology we have come a new invention called the SLINKY SLIMMER.  It is a fabulous machine that will help you to become a regular exerciser.  This invention is a metal slinky that you can pull up and down to get the greatest exercise ever.   You start by placing it on the floor, placing your foot on one side to hold it down, and then pull it up and down.  To get different resistances  you need to place different objects from around the house into the different slots on the SLINKY SLIMMER.  Most beginners start off by using small things like key chains and then build up to the more advanced objects such as books and blocks.  The different resistances help you to select what level that you are at with the slinky slimmer.  In order to improve your look, you should start off by using the slinky slimmer twice a week for about ten minutes and then build up to three to five times a week for thirty minutes.  "Thirty Minutes?"  Yes thirty minutes is what I said.  This new invention only takes thirty minutes out of your busy day to get you looking healthier than you have ever looked before.

    The SLINKY SLIMMER is due in stores this spring, just in time to get in shape for those  summertime bathing suits.  This product has been tested out on a number of big, obese women and they say that it really works.  Monica from Washington D.C. had this to say, " The SLINKY SLIMMER is the best workout invention yet and it has really worked for me.  I lost 100 pounds and 25 inches from in my waist in just nine months.  I really love SLINKY SLIMMER."  The inventors of the SLINKY SLIMMER have been working on other promotional things for this wonderful new product.  It comes complete with its own work out video for instructional purposes.  They have also been working on different campaign ads that target both fat and slim people, in order to just get them into better shape.  Below are several examples of people who have tried the SLINKY SLIMMER and how they look with their new body.

           Before the SLINKY SLIMMER          AND           Afterthe SLINKY SLIMMER
 

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    The SLINKY SLIMMER was invented several years ago by some very, very obese people who where the owners of a donut factory in Kalamazoo.  They were all sitting around one day eating donuts and decided to invent an exercise machine that would help them to lose wait, while still eating as many donuts as they wanted to in any given day.  It has only been recently introduced to some companies and people, because it was under testing and investigation.  "I feel that this product will be a hit to all types of people big and small," says Joe from Madesto, California.  So to everyone one out there who feels that they need to get a better workout in their lives, go out and buy it.
 
 
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