Angie Dee of Boone, North Carolina has been preparing for this moment her whole life, actually two months. It's a chance to go to the most well known Muscle Camp this side of the Mississippi... Camp Bicep. Two months ago, she was a weak, feeble house wife, but after just 2 weeks on the Slinky Slimmer and she is ready to go. We caught up with her unsupportive husband (pictured) for a brief interview, and here is what he had to say.
"That woman is gonna be the death of me. Before she bought that
thing, she was a good ol' woman. I didn't have no trouble out of
her. But ever since she started using this slimmer deal, she's been
nothing but trouble. I tried to give her a good lickin' with a stick
to make her stop, but she's already gone too far. She picked me right
up and just chunked me out the window. I 'bout didn't even get my
drink swallered before hand. If I hadn't, well, I'd a for sure broken
that blasted machine. I just ended up with a couple scratches though,
and to be honest, I'm pretty scared of her. So I think I'll just
let her do this whole camp thing and hope it passes."
Later we caught up with Angie and asked her what she thought about her husband, camp, and what she thinks of her life experiences now that she has found the Slinky Slimmer:
"I tell ya what, I couldn't be happier. It's given me the best muscles ever. I've never felt so good about myself. My husband is just jealous. I'm stronger than him now. Honestly, I think he's scared of me. I'm ready for this camp. I'm gonna kick some tail in this years events. The only thing is, I'm a bit worried someone else has gotten this product now and is training for Camp Bicep as we speak. I mean the machine only takes like a month to work."
The following are pictures of Angie before she purchased her Slinky Slimmer, and then afterwards of her and her muscles. She graciously agreed for us to print both.
BEFORE
AFTER
Folks, this machine really works miracles. Angie, we wish you all the best at Camp Bicep. MAKE US PROUD!!