If you answered yes to any of these questions then the Gravity Defier is the right invention for you.

This specially designed device allows you to ignore the laws of gravity while you go about your daily routine.  The Gravity Defier comes with long life rechargeable batteries that allow this belt to function at maximum power for a minimum of 24 hours before they need to be recharged.

So you are thinking:  “Oh, a catch; I have to buy a  battery re-charger separate.”

But no, the Gravity Defier comes complete with power cord.

The highly visible on off switch and easy to put on belt design are convenient for the laziest of individuals.

So you are thinking:  “How much does one of these ingenious inventions cost?”

Unbelievably the Gravity Defier can be yours for only 50 easy monthly installments of $99.99.

Can you believe it you will never have to walk again!
 
 

So what do our customers have to say about this product? To Whom It May Concern,         I am a student at ASU and our campus is full of stairs.  I just could not take all the stair climbing any more, and that is when I found your product, the Gravity Defier.  I have included a picture of myself wearing my Gravity Defier and gently gliding up to my class on the 3rd floor.          My doctor told me I had to start exercising  or my heart would explode and the Gravity Defier takes care of that problem too.  I no longer have to exercise, instead I just float to class.  I can become as lazy as I want, THANKS Gravity Defier. Never Lazier, Lazy Bob

The Gravity Defier was designed by the incredibly lazy Allyson West of Easy Life Incorporated.  Easy Life Incorporated backs all their products with an astounding 5 hour  limited warranty.

Easy Life employees are the laziest people on the planet, we know your pain.  Never have muscle aches again...