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INVENTION ALERT! INVENTION ALERT!

January 28, 2010

Magnificent Contraption at hand!

Here ye, here ye, something new has been devised! Let me ask you this... “Have you ever been tired
that you think stairs look impossible or has your cat been stuck up in a tree lately?” If you have said yes to these questions,
perhaps this your lucky day.
Jamison Andrews from hometown Woasville, Wyoming had been at NASA for just three years before inventing a revolutionary “Anti-gravity Apparatus”, AGA for short. It is truly amazing! Andrews is only twenty-five years of age and could win this years’ Nobel Prize! Let us get better acquainted, shall we? Look at what he says below.

" Just hope that folks can use my apparatus to do good in their lives." Jamison Andrews announced. " You never can tell what will happen life. Heck, looking back, this never would have been in my wildest dreams. Excitement all around!" bellowed Andrews.

Jamison Andrews, the man behind the AGA.

Anti-gravity Device (AGA)

The AGA pictured above might possibly be the beginning of what transportation could be in the future.
The device actually lifts one off the ground. It is like your own personal elevator!

How does the AGA work? The AGA works by powerful magnets called Luhohast that were found on Mars, following the Venture II’s voyage in 2009.

Luhohast

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There has been no other substance like it. The rotating Luhohast from the belt repel the force of the Earths gravity, which literally makes one “float on air”. There is a knob on the side to regulate the rotation of the Luhohast, therefore regulating the speed at which one elevates. The height at which you can go no farther is 25 feet. In addition, the fastest one can go determines on weight, but the average is 10 mph. There is a red button that empowers the AGA, a gray dial that regulates elevation speed, and a socket that one can plug in a wire to charge the battery pack. The battery pack empowers the rotating Luhohast. To lower oneself you simply adjust the knob to slow Luhohast rotation.

There are not many AGA’s available on the market yet, look for them at the end of the year at Christmas. The estimated cost of the AGA is $8,977. There are plans to create a similar contraption like the AGA that make one go forward instead of up. There are many ways to use an AGA: cleaning gutters, rescuing your cat in tree, cleaning your basketball goal, cleaning windows, putting a fallen baby bird back in its nest, beating the traffic up the stairs, putting star on tree in Central Park, persons having trouble walking up and down stairs, and many more.

Willis Mcfurgus

What a sight! Willis McFurgus is demonstrating how the AGA would function if you had no time to take the stairs. By George, this is magnificent. He is practically floating on air! What a genius that Jamison Andrews turned out to be.

"Dream in space"