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She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.
I'm hairy high and low,
Don't ask me why; don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead; darling

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)
 
 

    These lyrics is from the 1968 Broadway musical hit, “Hair”.  This song defines the 1960’s and their obsession with hair.  From that song came the idea that would change every woman and mans never-ending struggle to remove unwanted hair forever.  Introducing from Lauren’s Laboratories the Hair Zephyr.

Using the latest technology and the world’s largest super computer Lauren’s laboratories has developed the most sophisticated automatic laser-guided hair removal apparatus in history.

Simply wave the hair zephyr over the unsightly hair for 10 seconds and blow the hair away forever.  It will never return. 100 percent guaranteed! Nothing could be easier and safer than using the hair zephyr.  Plug the zephyr in; set the controls for fine, medium, or course hair; wave the wand for ten seconds and blow the hair away.  When finished using the zephyr you unplug it and store it in it's handy carrying case.  The zephyr has been tested for 6 months all over the world and the reaction has been pure astonishment.
    Only available at Lauren’s Laboratories.  Call toll free 1-800-the-zephyr or visit us online at www.lauren’szephyr.com to read other peoples testimonials and to see how you can receive a free hair color zephyr so you will never have to pay for highlighted hair again.
    The Hair Zephyr only cost $150.00. That’s three easy payments of 49.99.  It’s THAT cheap!


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