The Personality Detector 5000

    Wish you could tell someone’s personality without actually having to talk to him or her?  Well now it’s possible!  Using the new Personality Detector 5000 you are able to detect someone’s personality without actually having to speak with them, meet them, or even interact with them.  The Personality Detector 5000 can detect anyone’s personality within a five-foot range.  Simply hold the Detector aimed at the person in question and press the button.  Instantly you will know if the person is ...

   MEAN
FUNNY
GROUCHY      DITZY

or even NICE.

    The best part about this wonderful product is that the person in question will never know they have been tested!  The Personality Detector 5000 does not emit any kind of sound or lights.  Simply press the button to learn the personality of anyone you see!

Tired of meeting people only to find out they’re not who you really thought they were?  Well now the guessing game is over!!  Simply take this hand-held device with you to the bars or clubs and discover that cute guy at the bar is really a slime-ball in disguise.  Without the Personality Detector 5000 you would have wasted your time, efforts, and energy only to be disappointed in the end.

This product has been tested and retested and meets all of the Industries guidelines and requirements.  This device is hand held and portable and can easily be concealed in a purse or book bag.  Take it to class with you to discover the secret personality of your professors!!

Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.  If you are not satisfied with the results and amazing capabilities of the Personality Detector 5000, simply return the product for a full refund.


 
 
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